Eligible to vote?

I feel I am now a full-fledged citizen of Eugene. I just bought on of Frog's jokebooks.

I felt bad because I was talking to him and he spilled hot coffee all over himself. So was it a mercy sale? No: while he went into the bike shop to wipe himself off, I got into reading a little thing he snipped off the net. It was pretty funny, and I had nothing to read with my lunch.

Not worth $3 tho.