An infinite number of monkeys.

I'm poking non-randomly at Google this morning, trying to remember what privacy laws and search and seizure have to do with how far you can shoot an arrow. It's not working out, because of all the bow-hunting stuff, but here's a thought: In an infinite number of monkeys randomly typing will eventually produce a script of Hamlet, how long will it take before every conceivable topic is blogged about?

(And no, I'm not stoned.)