北京的肚子。

That's the Beijing Belly. People are dropping like flies (some are already getting better). I'm a little shaky myself. So our word for today, learned at the Forbidden City by reading the icons:

坐侧。 That's a sitting toilet. As opposed to the squat kind. I didn't have the heart to snap a photo. Besides, I had other things on my mind.

I also found myself in the awkward position of almost buying a sanitary napkin instead of TP. Fortunately I have the perfect expression down pat:　不好意思．(So embarrassed).